I Can Score 20 Points If I

When They Gave Me That Trophy, Bro, I Cried.

A Player Dreams Of Being A Superstar, But He Doesn't Want People Flocking All Over Him Asking For An Autograph.

For Five Years I've Felt Like The Best Prostitute In A High-class Whorehouse. But All The Other Girls Get Paid More Than I Do.

I'm Trying To Find New Ways To Make This Game More Attractive.

For Years The League Has Thought I've Been On Drugs. I Would Have Burned Out A Long Time Ago If That Was True.