I Can Get Incredibly Erotic About Blotting

Those Catholics, They Really Nab You When You're Young.

The Heart Has A Heart Of Its Own.

Women Don't Go To War To Kill Other Women. Wars And Armies And Nuclear Weapons Are Essentially Heterosexual Hobbies.

War, I Thought, Was The Most Negative Aspect Of Male Heterosexuality. If More Men Were Homosexual, There Would Be No Wars, Because Homosexual Men Would Never Kill Other Men, Whereas Heterosexual Men Love Killing Other Men.

As Anthony Said To Cleopatra As He Opened A Crate Of Ale: "oh, I Say, Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others, Some Girls' Mothers Are Bigger Than Other Girls' Mothers.