I Can Find Every Jacket Under The

From 16 To 21 When I Was Self Sufficient And Working In Factories. I Packed Batteries, Boxes, And Make-up With Heroin Addicts. I Have To Thank My Mum For Kicking Me Out At 16 And Making Me Stand On My Own Two Feet.

Well, I'm British. I'm Proud To Be British And I Love This Country. I'm Going Nowhere.

I Can Find Every Jacket Under The Sun That I Like. But I Cannot Find Trousers Cut The Way I Want Them. They're All Really Tight At The Bottom. Nobody Does A Boot Cut On A Trouser Leg. It Drives Me Crazy.

I Can Do The Equivalent Of 150 Miles Per Hour And Not Get Stopped. I Could Quite Happily Pursue People Down The Motorway In My Helicopter.

My Place In Scotland Is In The Middle Of Nowhere, So You've Just Got A Keyboard, Guitar, A Little Drum Machine And You Know If You Can Work Stuff Out Like That, If You Can Hammer Out Songs That Sound Good Just With Those Three Things And A Voice, You're On Your Way.