I Can Do A Book In Three

Cats Always Made Up To The People Who Hated Them The Most. Depending On How You Chose To Look At It, It Was A Touching Manifestation Of Trust, Or A Malicious Pleasure In Human Discomfort.

Your Trousers Are On Fire. I Would Have Told You, But You So Dislike Advice.

Noble Causes Have A Deplorable Effect On The Morals Of The Persons Who Espouse Them.

Spring Is Always Cruel, With Its False Promise Of Resurrection.

Dogs Can Be Made To Feel Guilty About Anything, Including The Sins Of Their Owners. Cats Refuse To Take The Blame For Anything - Including Their Own Sins.