I Can Die A Happy Man Never

Matter Of Fact, The Way We Got A Path, A Great Friend, Arlen Specter, I Convinced Him To Switch Parties. Not A Joke. Not A Joke. He Was The Deciding Vote.

I Was First In My Family To Go To College.

There's Never Been A Day In The Last Four Years I've Been Proud To Be His Vice President. Not A Single Day.

Guess What, The Cheerleaders In College Are The Best Athletes In College. You Think, I'm Joking, They're Almost All Gymnasts, The Stuff They Do On Hard Wood, It Blows My Mind.

A Man I'm Proud To Call My Friend. A Man Who Will Be The Next President Of The United States — Barack America!