I Can Be Drunk Until 6 In

People Would Be A Lot Better Off If They'd Enjoy Being Single.

I Believe That Summer Is Our Time, A Time For The People, And That No Politician Should Be Allowed To Speak To Us During The Summer. They Can Start Talking Again After Labor Day.

When A Country Wants Television More Than They Want Clean Water, They've Lost Their Grip.

My Hate Of Apple Has Moved Into A Hate Of Facebook.

I Like Indoor Christmas Trees. And I Like People Who Decorate Their Homes With Lights And All That Crap. I Think It's A Healthy Outlet For Them. If They Weren't Covering Their Lawns With Twinkling Lights, They'd Be Doing Something That Was Really, Really Creepy.