I Can Be A Good Friend, Or

That Was Sydney Sage," Said Lissa. "i Thought They Were All In West Virginia. Why Isn't She With Rose?" "that," Said Abe Darkly, "is An Excellent Question." "because They Were Apparently Kidnapping Jill Mastrano In Detroit," Said Christian. "which Is Weird. But Not The Craziest Thing I Can Think Of Rose Doing.

I’ve Come To Ask You Where Seth Is.” "funny,” Said Andrea. “we Were Going To Ask You The Same Thing.” I Was Taken Aback. “how Would I Know?” They Both Just Stared. "i Don’t!

Are You Crazy?" I Asked. He Gave Me The Same Wordless Look He Always Did When I Asked That Question.

Hey, Sydney. I Thought I Saw Your Car Out There." He Glanced Around. "is, Uh, Jill With You?" "not Today." I Said. New Insight Struck Me As I Recalled That Lee Attended School In Los Angeles. "lee, Have You Ever Dated A Human Girl At Your School?" Adrian Arched An Eyebrow. "are You Asking Him Out, Sage?" I Scowled. "no!

Hey, A Guy Can Hope. I Mean, It’s Not Impossible That A Car Full Of Scantily Clad Sorority Girls Might Break Down Outside And Need My Help.” “that’s True,” I Said. “maybe I Can Put A Sign Out Front That Says, ‘attention All Girls: Free Help Here.’” “‘attention All Hot Girls,’” He Corrected, Straightening Up. “right,” I Said, Trying Not To Roll My Eyes. “that’s An Important Distinction.” He Pointed At Me With The Pool Stick. “speaking Of Hot, I Like That Uniform.” This Time, I Did Roll My Eyes.