I Can Bake. I Made Myself Some

I've Always Said I Don't Want To Have Kids. I Don't Want A Kid At All, But I Do Like Reverse-engineering Myself; Managing And Parenting Myself.

I Think That, Y'know, They Seem To Really Love Music, Which Means They'll Stick With It. I Think That Hanson Could Be Really Good In A Few Years, Actually!

When I Watch Tv, And Tcm Isn't On, I Just Switch Channels And Look At All The Information About Everything. The Internet Is Perfect For That, Which Is Why I Didn't Really Want To Get A Computer In The First Place. I Thought, "if I Have A Computer And Know About This Whole Google Thing, I Am Not Going To Be Able To Sit Still For A Second; I'm Going To Think About Something And Then Have To Look It Up." I Have Never Bought Myself A Computer Or A Phone, But Guys In My Life Have Bought Them For Me, For Whatever Reason. So Now I Have Them.

I Might Sound Crazy About This But, Years Ago, My Mom Told Me: "we Almost Died When You Were Born. Both Of Us." I Was A Caesarean Baby, And The Doctor Who Delivered Me Later Told Me, "i Opened Your Mother Up, And You Were Right There. It Freaked Me Out Because Everything Was Broken And Out-there." I've Thought About It A Lot - Could This Have Something To Do With The Fact That I'm Only Happy When I'm At Home And Alone? Maybe I Was Just Freaking Out For Two Weeks Before I Was Born, Feeling Really Insecure.

I'm Not Lazy, But I Don't Have That Spur On My Ass That Most People Have, Like, "oh, God. I Have To Get Something Out Or Else My Career Will Be Over!" I Don't Really Care If My Career Is Over.