I Can Always Tell When People Have

I Don't Really Cringe Over Any Of My Albums.

I Feel Like I've Passed Through A Certain Door In My Life And That I'm Standing In A Different Room Now.

Bring You Comics In Bed, Scrape The Mold Off The Bread, And Serve You French Toast Again. Okay, I Still Get Stoned.

I Try To Conduct My Life With A Little Levity.

I Propose A Limitation Be Put On How Many Squares Of Toilet Paper Can Be Used In Any One Sitting.