I Came Up Stairs Into The World,

'tis Well Enough For A Servant To Be Bred At An University. But The Education Is A Little Too Pedantic For A Gentleman.

No Mask Like Open Truth To Cover Lies, As To Go Naked Is The Best Disguise.

Every Man Plays The Fool Once In His Live, But To Marry Is Playing The Fool All One's Life Long.

Marriage Indeed May Qualify The Fury Of His Passion, But It Very Rarely Mends A Man's Manners.

I Am Always Of The Opinion With The Learned, If They Speak First.