I Came To Mumbai With Just Rs.

Everyone Has Their Own Way Of Expressing Happiness.

Though My Wife Thinks I'm Mad, I Know I'll Drop My Daughter To The Parties She's Invited To. I'll Want Her Friends To Say, "wow What A Handsome Father You Have!" When She's With Her Boyfriend In The Backseat Of Our Car, I'll Be At The Wheel, Driving Her Around.

When I Asked Imran Khan For An Autograph He Picked Up His Bat To Hit Me.

I'd Like To Believe There's A Little Of Hitler And Napoleon In Me. Even If I Try, I Can't Be As Selfless As Mahatma Gandhi And Mother Teresa.

If You Get Bored With The Person You Married For Love, There's Something Wrong With You - Not With That Person.