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There's Not A Woman In The Book, The Plot Hinges On Unkindness To Animals, And The Black Characters Mostly Drown By Chapter 29.

Fishing... Is A Sport Invented By Insects And You Are The Bait.

If We're Free To Do What We Want, Why Does Government Always Have A Plan For Us?

Smoking Is Very Bad For You And Should Only Be Done Because It Looks So Good. People Who Don't Smoke Have A Terrible Time Finding Something Polite To Do With Their Lips.

Smoking Crack Is A Way For People Who Couldn't Afford College To Study The Works Of Charles Darwin.