I Bought A House For My Mom,

It's This Simple Law, Which Every Writer Knows, Of Taking Two Opposites And Putting Them In A Room Together. I Love Anything With Cartman And Butters At The Same Time, It's Great.

It's An Afghanistan Goat, So It Can't Stay Here, Or Else It'll Choke On The Sweet Air Of Freedom.

When You Sit Down And Write A Song, You Kind Of Have The Idea For The Song, And You Sit There At The Piano And You Kinda Just Write It. And Then Of Course Later There's Some Dinking Around With It And Changing Some Stuff. But There's This Thing That Happens When The Song First Comes Out, That Sort Of Magic When It First Comes Out Of The Ether, And You Can't Even Really Explain Where It Comes From. That Happens So Much With Music, And People Understand That With Music. But I Really Think That A Lot Of Movie And Tv Should Be The Same Way.

Careful?! Was My Mother Careful When She Stabbed Me In The Heart With A Coat Hanger While I Was Still In Womb?

Bargaining Makes You Come Up With The Best Ideas.