I Blinked And I Cured My Brain.

They Sell Pot Named After Me In The Dispensaries. And I'm Not Even A Pot Guy. I Was So Honored.

I'm 0 For 3 With Marriage - The Scoreboard Doesn't Lie, Never Has. So What We All Have Is A Marriage Of The Heart. To Sully Or Contaminate Or Radically Disrespect This Union With A Shameful Contract Is Something That I Will Leave To The Amateurs And The Bible Grippers.

You Have This Great Big Fantasy Life, And It Looks Like A Non-stop 24/7 Party. But What Do You Do When You Get To The End Of The Internet And There's Nothing Left To Buy? There's Just A Picture Of Wayne Newton Flipping You Off.

I Think The Power Of The Mind Is Amazing, And We've Barely Scratched The Surface Of What It Can Do.

People Say You Have To Work On Your Resentments. Yeah, No, I'm Gonna Hang Onto Them And They're Gonna Fuel My Attack.