I Believe There's Only One Autobiography You

You Can Tell When Someone Has Been On Steroids A Guy Bulks Up, Has A New Body And Never Gets Tired...you See These Guys Or Girls Who Come Onto The Tour Talking About Their New Training Programs And Their Diets Where They Eat This Or That New Thingbut They'll Never Tell You About The Drugs They Took.

There's Something Deeply Satisfying When It Succeeds, But I'm Not Going To Do Another Book Just To Put My Name On Something And Make Some Money If It's Not Something I Deeply Care About.

Do You Have Any Problems, Other Than That You're Unemployed, A Moron, And A Dork?

We Should Reach Out To People To Try To Go After The Fans The Way Other Sports Do. Because We Can't Just Depend On The Fact That It Is A Great Game.

You Cannot Be Serious!