I Believe There Are Many Soul Mates,

It's Not Talked About, But You Know How Girls, As You Get Older, Your Boobs Sag? Well, As Men Get Older, Their Balls Hang Lower. It's Called Sbh: Senior Ball Hang. I Think That's God's Way Of Making Sure Guys Get To Feel Insecure Too.

If You Really Want To Torture Me, Sit Me In A Room Strapped To A Chair And Put Mariah Carey's Records On.

I Learned And It Was Exactly What I Needed [transcendental Meditation]. The Thing That Blew Me Away Was That It Was The Easiest Thing I've Ever Done- Not The Easiest Meditation, But The Easiest Thing I've Ever Learned. I Learn A Lot Of Things- That's My Job! It's So Simple To Learn, So Simple To Practice. And The Restoration That Comes To You, The Benefit Across Your Life; It's Changed Everything.

I Think Humor Is The Best Gift, And If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, Who Can You Laugh At?

I Think That Women Are Afraid To Say They Don't Want Children Because They're Going To Get Shunned.