I Believe That Sex Is A Beautiful

If I Had My Choice In Life I Would Have Had The Gifts Of Tennessee Williams Or Eugene O'neill. Unfortunately My Gifts Lie In Comedy And So Comedy Comes Fairly Easy To Me And I Occasionally Have An Idea For A Very Serious Piece And I Do It, But The Ideas Don't Come That Readily To Me.

We Stand At A Crossroads. One Path Leads To Despair, The Other To Destruction. Let's Hope We Make The Right Choice.

I'm Not Anti-social. I'm Just Not Social.

Life Is Short. Short, And Not About Anything Except What You Can Touch And What Touches You.

But It Was I - Yes I - Who Discovered The Link Between Excessive Masturbation And Entry Into Politics!