I Believe That All Government Is Evil,

Imagine The Creator As A Low Comedian, And At Once The World Becomes Explicable.

There Comes A Day Of Public Ceremonial, And A Chance To Make A Speech.... A Million Voters With Iqs Below 60 Have Their Ears Glued To The Radio. It Takes Four Days' Hard Work To Concoct A Speech Without A Sensible Word In It. Next A Dam Must Be Opened Somewhere. Four Dry Senators Get Drunk And Make A Painful Scene. The Presidential Automobile Runs Over A Dog. It Rains.

There Are Two Impossibilities In Life: "just One Drink" And "an Honest Politician."

The Natural Tendency Of Every Government Is To Grow Steadily Worse-that Is, To Grow More Satisfactory To Those Who Constitute It And Less Satisfactory To Those Who Support It.

Skin Diseases Are Something Doctors Like, The Patient Neither Dies Nor Gets Well.