I Believe One Should Be A Woman

Being Called Very, Very Difficult Is The Beginning Of Success. Until You're Called Very, Very Difficult You're Really Nobody At All.

I Was Thought To Be 'stuck Up.' I Wasn't. I Was Just Sure Of Myself. This Is And Always Has Been An Unforgivable Quality To The Unsure.

I Have Eyes Like A Bullfrog, A Neck Like An Ostrich And Long, Limp Hair. You Just Have To Be Good To Survive With That Equipment.

If Everybody Likes You, You're Pretty Dull.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.