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I Believe That The End Of Things Man-made Cannot Be Very Far Away - Must Be Near At Hand.

The Influence Of Coffee In Stimulating The Genital Organs Is Notorious.

Is God A Man With Two Arms And Legs Like Me? Does He Have Eyes, A Head? Does He Have Bowels? Well I Do, And That Makes Me More Wonderful Than He Is!

Alcoholism, The Opium Habit And Tobaccoism Are A Trio Of Poison Habits Which Have Been Weighty Handicaps To Human Progress During The Last Three Centuries. In The United States, The Subtle Spell Of Opium Has Been Broken By Restrictive Legislation; The Grip Of The Rum Demon Has Been Loosened By The Prohibition Amendment To The Constitution, But The Tobacco Habit Still Maintains Its Strangle-hold And More Than One Hundred Million Victims Of Tobaccoism Daily Burn Incense To The Smoke God.

Tobacco, In Its Various Forms, Is One Of The Most Mischievous Of All Drugs. There Is Perhaps No Other Drug Which Injures The Body In So Many Ways And So Universally As Does Tobacco. Some Drugs Offer A Small Degree Of Compensation For The Evil Effects Which They Produce; But Tobacco Has Not A Single Redeeming Feature And Gives Nothing In Return.