I Believe In The Honest Craft Of

People Who Go Broke In A Big Way Never Miss Any Meals. It Is The Poor Jerk Who Is Shy A Half Slug Who Must Tighten His Belt.

Anything Free Is Worth What You Pay For It.

Writing Is Not Necessarily Something To Be Ashamed Of, But Do It In Private And Wash Your Hands Afterwards.

I Don't Know Who Is Cranking; I'm Pleased He Doesn't Stop.

What A Wonderful World It Is That Has Girls In It!