I Believe In Helping The Planet Survive,

I've Never Had Any Intimate Relationships With A Dolphin.

I Hate The Word Homophobia. It's Not A Phobia. You Are Not Scared. You Are An Asshole.

I Once Heard A Wise Man Say There Are No Perfect Men. Only Perfect Intentions.

I Try To Keep My Mind Active. I'm A Solitaire And Puzzle Addict. I Exercise Religiously. I Don't Do Many Things Religiously And I've Taken Up Golf To Have Something To Do When I Have Nothing To Do.

I Remember Saying To My Agent, "listen, Everybody's Going Out To Hollywood And Making Movies. I Think I Ought To Go Out There." And His Advice To Me Was, "i Wouldn't Do That If I Were You. If They Want You In Hollywood, They'll Send You." And Sure Enough, They Did.