I Believe In God... Just In Case.

I Think Things Evolve Into Jokes. I Don't Generally Write Them Down As Jokes. I Talk Them Out.

When You're A Kid, You Always Feel You Have This Weird Kindred-spirit Thing With Other Jews, Until You Get Older And You Realize It's Just Middle-class Bourgeois Jews That Sort Of Fit A Template That Your Family Fits Into One Way Or Another.

Whether People Know The Evolution Of The Conversation Or Not, I Don't Know, But Thematically, As A Comedian, I Stay In The Same Ballpark - Around My Issues And My Philosophy Of Life.

The Way I Figure It, If You Can't Tell I'm High By Looking At Me, I Win.

I Think Most Other Comics Are Like, 'i'm Going To Do My Fkin' Act And That'll Be That.' With Me, It's Like, 'what If I Forget My Jokes? What If I Can't Pull It Together? This Is Going To Be A Fking Disaster!'