I Believe Great People Do Things Before

My Idea Of The Perfect Exercise Class Is This: The Teacher Gives Us All A Hug And Goes, “you Did It! You Showed Up! Let’s Lie Down.” We All Lie Down And She’s Like, “how Is Everybody Feeling?” We’re Like, “great!” And The Teacher’s Like, “great!” Then We All Get To Leave 20 Minutes Early.

Other People Are Not Medicine.

Shame Makes People Abandon Their Children And Drink Themselves To Death. It Also Keeps Us From True Happiness. An Apology Is A Glorious Release.

If You're A Good Improviser, You Improvise Well Enough That People Think That You're Doing A Sketch.

Continue To Share Your Heart With People Even If It's Been Broken.