I Ate A Bug Once. It Was

I'm Not Scandalous. I Think It's Actually Embarrassing To Be In Those, Yet Some People Will Do Anything To Be In Those Magazines. I'm Happy With Who I Am, And I'm Happy With The Way People Portray Me. If It's Too Normal, Then That's Their Opinion.

Sage Made Me Complete. He Made Me Happy. He Was As Much A Part Of Me As My Own Body. How Could Anyone Lose That And Still Exist?" - Clea Raymond

Every Week I Read About Myself In A Magazine, About Something That I Haven't Done Or Some Place That I've Never Been Or Don't Even Know. It's Just Gossip, Rumors, Egos, And Politics.

I Love Men Who Have A Lot Going On In Their Lives, Like I Do.

It Was Moving, But So Absurd That I Nearly Laughed Out Loud. I Imagined A New Line Of Hallmark Cards: "thank You For Not Killing My Boyfriend, Even If It Risks Killing You.