I Assure You, An Educated Fool Is

He Who Follows His Lessons Tastes A Profound Peace, And Looks Upon Everybody As A Bunch Of Manure.

As The Purpose Of Comedy Is To Correct The Vices Of Men, I See No Reason Why Anyone Should Be Exempt.

Nearly All Men Die Of Their Medicines, Not Of Their Diseases.

Without Knowledge, Life Is No More Than The Shadow Of Death

Tobacco Is The Passion Of Honest Men And He Who Lives Without Tobacco Is Not Worthy Of Living.