I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was

Cancer Is Like A Cockroach. It Just Comes Back Stronger. I'm Tearing Apart The Immune System Of The Cockroach And Seeing How It Ticks. I've Opened Up My Own Pathology Center.

When I Was Growing Up And Listening To Bands Like The Dave Clark Five, The Groove Was What Initially Got Me Going. I Really Like That Funky, Heavy Groove.

When I'm Home On A Break, I Lock Myself In My Room And Play Guitar. After Two Or Three Hours, I Start Getting Into This Total Meditation. It's A Feeling Few People Experience, And That's Usually When I Come Up With Weird Stuff. It Just Flows. I Can't Force Myself. I Don't Sit Down And Say I've Got To Practice.

Obviously You Have To Have Rhythm. If You Have Rhythm, Then You Can Play Anything You Need. If You Have Rhythm And You Love Music, Then Play And Play And Play Until You Get To Where You Want To Get. If You Can Pay The Rent, Great. If You Can't, Then You'd Better Be Having Fun.

Every Song Is Like A Kid. How Can You Have That Many Kids And Have A Favorite? Which One Do I Like To Hang Most With?