I Applied To Uncyclopedia Bassists, And Was

You Only Have 12 Notes. Do What You Want With Them.

There's A Plaque On Our Wall That Says We've Sold Over 65 Million Albums, And I Don't Feel I've Accomplished Anything. I Feel Like I'm Just Getting Started.

A Guitar Is Just Theoretically Built Wrong. Each String Is An Interval Of Fourths, And Then The B String Is Off. Theoretically, That's Not Right, All The Strings Should Be Off.

To Hell With The Rules. If It Sounds Right, Then It Is.

It Comes Back To The Same Old Question People Are Always Asking Me: 'when Are You Going To Do A Solo Record?' Well, If I Did, It Would Probably Be Similar To 'baluchitherium,' Meaning It Would Be Van Halen Music - Which I Write Anyway - But Without Singing.