I Am Writing My Life To Laugh

If You Want To Make People Laugh, Your Face Must Remain Serious.

The History Of My Life Must Begin By The Earliest Circumstance Which My Memory Can Evoke It Will Therefore Commence When I Had Attained The Age Of Eight Years And Four Months.

Hope Is Nothing But A Deceitful Flatterer Accepted By Reason Only Because It Is Often In Need Of Palliatives.

Be The Flame, Not The Moth.

Man Is A Free Agent; But He Is Not Free If He Does Not Believe It.