I Am Two With Nature.

Notes For A Ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund Hears The Flutter Of Wings, And A Group Of Wild Swans Flies Across The Moon ... Sigmund Is Astounded To See That Their Leader Is Part Swan And Part Woman - Unfortunately, Divided Lengthwise. She Enchants Sigmund, Who Is Careful Not To Make Any Poultry Jokes.

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

I Can't Understand Why More People Aren't Bisexual. It Would Double Your Chances For A Date On Saturday Night.

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.

When You Are Dead, It Is Hard To Find The Light Switch.