I Am The Mindfreak, There's No Reality!

You Can't Please Everyone, And Trying To Is The Kiss Of Death. I Don't Care About Wayne Newton's Demographics. When I Do, I'll Know That It's Time To Quit.

I Like To Say Magic Is The World's Second Oldest Profession, A Mystical And Often Awe-inspiring Spectacle That, Throughout The Ages, Has Blended Superstition, Trickery And Religion.

I Have Mentally Overcome Situations Most Of You Would Be Terrified To Ever Attempt: Heights, Fire, Needles, Spiders, Snakes, Angry Monkeys, Being Shot, Being Hit By A Car, Going Blind - You Name It, I Have Been In A Situation Where I Have Had To Mentally Overcome My Inherent Fears To Do My Job.

I Am The Mindfreak, There's No Reality! Just This World Of Illusion That Keeps On Haunting Me.

No One Has The Ability, That I'm Aware Of, To Do Anything Supernatural, Psychic, Talk To The Dead.