I Am The Best There Ever Was!

For Several Days After My First Book Was Published, I Carried It About In My Pocket And Took Surreptitious Peeps At It To Make Sure The Ink Had Not Faded.

All Are Keeping A Sharp Look-out In Front, But None Suspects That The Danger May Be Creeping Up From Behind.

To Die Will Be An Awfully Big Adventure.

Growing Up Is Such A Barbarous Business, Full Of Inconvenience... And Pimples.

If I Were Younger, I'd Know More.