I Am The Batsman And The Bat,

I Am The Batsman And The Bat, / I Am The Bowler And The Ball, / The Umpire, The Pavilion Cat, / The Roller, Pitch, And Stumps, And All.

An Unsophisticated Forecaster Uses Statistics As A Drunken Man Uses Lamp-posts - For Support Rather Than For Illumination.

There's A Joy Without Canker Or Cark, There's A Pleasure Eternally New, 't Is To Gloat On The Glaze And The Mark Of China That's Ancient And Blue.

I Don't Think The Idea Of Homosexuality Is Really Taboo Any More. Our Culture Is Evolving. This Is An Exciting Time To Be Living.

Of All Animals, He Alone Attains To The Contemplative Life.