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I Want More Runs In Baseball Itself. When You Were Raised On A Sandlot, Where The Scores Ran Twenty-three To Sixty-one, You Yearn For Something More Than A Five To Two Score. You Know As Well As I Do That The Excitement, Temperature And Decibels Of Any Big Game Today Rise Instantly When There Is Someone On Base. It Reaches Ecstasy When Somebody Makes A Run.

Doctors Think A Lot Of Patients Are Cured Who Have Simply Quit In Disgust.

The Only Trouble With Capitalism Is Capitalists; They're Too Damn Greedy.

Engineering Is A Great Profession. There Is The Satisfaction Of Watching A Figment Of The Imagination Emerge Through The Aid Of Science To A Plan On Paper. Then It Moves To Realization In Stone Or Metal Or Energy. Then It Brings Homes To Men Or Women. Then It Elevates The Standard Of Living And Adds To The Comforts Of Life. This Is The Engineer's High Privilege.

I Was Not Able To Work Up Much Enthusiasm Over The Ball Game, And In The Midst Of It I Was Handed A Note Informing Me Of The Sudden Death Of Senator Dwight Morrow. He Had Proved A Great Pillar Of Strength In The Senate And His Death Was A Great Loss To The Country And To Me. I Left The Ballpark With The Chant Of The Crowd Ringing In My Ears, 'we Want Beer!'