I Am... Stubborn, And I Admit It,

My Nickname When I Was Young Was Teddy, So People Would Call Me Teddy Bear.

I Came To America When I Was Seven And A Half In 91. I Think The First Full Length Book In English That I Read Was Return To Oz When I Was Nine Years Old.

Five Inches Of Snow In Five Inch Heels, You Can't Look Sexy And You Can't Look Like You Know What You're Doing Because You're Fall.

It's Very Possible That I Could Look Like A Kleptomaniac And A Pathological Liar And That's Why I Keep Getting Hired.

My Glass Of Wine And I Are Besties.