I Am Self-educated From Genre Books.

Oh Come On Pam, They're Funny. They're Like Humans But Miniature...tea Cup Humans!

You Won't Find A Vampire In A Ford Fiesta

I Held On To My Better Nature By My Fingernails But I Held On.

Look, How Come He Showed Up Now? When You Have Other Fairies In The Woods? And Does That Sound Crazy When You Say It Out Loud, Or What?

This Letter Is Written On The Skin Of One Of The Water Sprites Who Drowned Your Parents.' 'ick!' I Cried, And Dropped The Letter On The Kitchen Table.