I Am Not Happy With Moral Victories.

After You Retire, There's Only One Big Event Left....and I Ain't Ready For That.

If Their Iq's Where Five Points Lower They'd Be Geraniums.

There's Only About 6 Inches That Turns That Halo Into A Noose.

I’m Praying For A Misdemeanor

Somehow, I Went From Being Too Young, To Being Too Old. Somewhere In There I Must Have Been Just Right.