I Am Not Going To Put My

Good Anecdote--bad Reality.

I Would Rather Not Watch Myself In Movies. I Enjoy The Experience, But I Won't Really See The Film Until They're On Cable Deep On Into My Life So I Can Pretend It's Someone Else At Another Time.

You're Not Surprised When Alcoholics Act Like Alcoholics. It's More Surprising When Non-alcoholics Start Acting Like Alcoholics.

[my Grandparents] Were From Texas. El Paso. White Trash.

My Life Is Like A Lone, Forgotten Q-tip In The Second-to-last Drawer.