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I Am Not Beautiful, So I Don't Know Why I'm Making Myself Ugly. But The Mustache Stays.
-John Hodgman
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I Am Not Beautiful, So I Don't
John Hodgman
I Am Not Beautiful, So I Don't Know Why I'm Making Myself Ugly. But The Mustache Stays.
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