I Am Not, And Have Never Been,

There Is No Role I Cannot Play Except A Midget.

Right Up To The Middle Of This Century All Perceptions Of The World Around Us Were Delivered Via The Bookshelf Or The Paper Route.

On The Stage You're There, It's Live. There's A Beginning, A Middle, An End. When Something Is Funny You Hear It Right Away.

If I Have One Vanity Wish, It Would Be To Direct. It's The Only Thing I Haven't Done Yet That I Would Like To.

I Am A Universalist, Passionately Devoted To The Cause Of Equality Within The Human Family.