I Am Not A Morning Person.

My Boyfriends Are All More Romantic Than I Am, And So Are My Lovers.

I Know That Look, Blake. You Are A Drowning Woman, And The Only Way Out Is Down The Aisle.

You Did Not Bring Down Two Of The Royal Guard In An Unceremonious Heap Because The Woman In The Middle Tripped.

Why Is It That Most Things You Might Willingly Do Under Other Circumstances Become Distasteful When You Have No Choice?

Assuming The Worst Was Always Safer. And Usually Truer.