I Am Not A Liberal, Not A

I Feel More Confident And More Satisfied When I Reflect That I Have Two Professions And Not One. Medicine Is My Lawful Wife And Literature Is My Mistress. When I Get Tired Of One I Spend The Night With The Other. Though It's Disorderly It's Not So Dull, And Besides, Neither Really Loses Anything, Through My Infidelity.

If You Look At Anything Long Enough, Say Just That Wall In Front Of You - It Will Come Out Of That Wall.

Even In Siberia There Is Happiness.

Writers Are As Jealous As Pigeons.

What A Fine Weather Today! Can’t Choose Whether To Drink Tea Or To Hang Myself.