I Am No Fan Of Books.

I Wrote Things For The School's Newspaper, And - Like All Teenagers - I Dabbled In Poetry.

Ignorance Is Bliss. Oedipus Ruined A Great Sex Life By Asking Too Many Questions.

There's Nothing Wrong With Stretching The Truth. We Stretch Taffy, And That Just Makes It More Delicious.

When The President Decides Something On Monday, He Still Believes It On Wednesday - No Matter What Happened Tuesday.

When My Car Runs Out Of Gas, I Buy A New One. I Don't Want To Ride Around With A Quitter.