I Am No Fan Of Books.

Brb, Ttyl Ok? Wow, I Saved A 'ton' Of Time With Those Acronyms.

It's August, Which Means Congress Is On Recess And Mitch Mcconnell Has Shimmied Back Into The Ocean To Seek A Mate.

Every Night On My Show, The Colbert Report, I Speak Straight From The Gut, Okay? I Give People The Truth, Unfiltered By Rational Argument. I Call It "the No Fact Zone.

Nasa Scientists Have Discovered A New Form Of Life, Unfortunately, It Won't Date Them Either.

There's Nothing American Tourists Like More Than The Things They Can Get At Home.