I Am Never Bored; To Be Bored

The Only Man Who Is Really Free Is The One Who Can Turn Down An Invitation To Dinner Without Giving An Excuse.

I Find That When I Do Not Think Of Myself I Do Not Think At All.

The Reward Of Great Men Is That, Long After They Have Died, One Is Not Quite Sure That They Are Dead

Only In This World Do We Laugh: In Hell, It Won't Be Possible; And In Heaven, It Won't Be Proper.

Truth Makes Many Appeals, Not The Least Of Which Is Its Power To Shock.