I Am Never Bored; To Be Bored

Do Not Ask Me To Be Kind; Just Ask Me To Act As Though I Were.

We Are In The World To Laugh. In Purgatory Or In Hell We Shall No Longer Be Able To Do So. And In Heaven It Would Not Be Proper.

It Is When We Are Faced With Death That We Turn Most Bookish.

It Doesn't Pay To Say Too Much When You Are Mad Enough To Choke. For The Word That Stings The Deepest Is The Word That Is Never Spoke, Let The Other Fellow Wrangle Till The Storm Has Blown Away, Then He'll Do A Heap Of Thinking About The Things You Didn't Say.

I Find That When I Do Not Think Of Myself I Do Not Think At All.