I Am Lucky To Have Advisers Whom

I Decided That I Want To Live The Rest Of My Life Happy With What I'm Doing. So When I Play Tennis Again, I Have To Play It For The Right Reason. I Don't Want To Play To Get My No. 1 Ranking Back. I Don't Want To Play For The Attention, Or To Earn More. I Don't Even Want To Play Because The World Wants To See Me Do It, Even Though It's Nice To Know That The World Is Interested. I Only Want To Play Because I Love The Game, Which Is The Reason I Began To Play At Age Seven In The First Place.

I Have This Terrible Dark Side To My Personality, Which Playing Tennis Keeps At Bay

It's A Drag Having To Wear Socks During Matches, Because The Tan, Like, Stops At The Ankles. I Can Never Get My Skin, Like, Color Coordinated.

That's The Key To Success, Isn't It? It Has To Be Fun.

As You Know, I Was One Of The Original Grunters. But Jimmy Connors Used To Grunt Way Before I Was Born. I Never Knew I Was Grunting, It Was Just Part Of My Strokes.