I Am Just Enjoying My Youth But

What Does A Woman Want? More.

I Like Wet Hair And Sweatpants. I Like Sneakers And Ponytails.

Dressing A Baby Is Like Putting An Octopus Into A String Bag, Making Sure None Of The Arms Hang Out.

I Am Single And Not Looking To Be In A Relationship.

If I Do Cardio I'll Disappear.