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The English Public Doesn't Really Like Shakespeare; It Prefers Football.

Misquotations Are The Only Quotations That Are Never Misquoted.

Misquotation Is, In Fact, The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned. A Widely- Read Man Never Quotes Accurately, For The Rather Obvious Reason That He Has Read Too Widely.

[d]on't Grow Old. With Age Comes Caution, Which Is Another Name For Cowardice.... Whatever Else You Do In Life, Don't Cultivate A Conscience. Without A Conscience A Man May Never Be Said To Grow Old. This Is An Age Of Very Old Young Men.

Misquotation Is The Pride And Privilege Of The Learned.