I Am Falser Than Vows Made In

Blow, Blow, Thou Winter Wind Thou Art Not So Unkind, As Man's Ingratitude.

Ships Are But Boards, Sailors But Men; There Be Land-rats And Water-rats, Water-thieves And Land-thieves, I Mean Pirates, And Thenthere Is The Peril Of Waters, Winds, And Rocks.

I Know A Place Where The Wild Thyme Blows, Where Oxlips And The Nodding Violet Grows.

Thou Hast Most Traitorously Corrupted The Youth Of The Realm In Erecting A Grammar School.

We Will Draw The Curtain And Show You The Picture.