I Am Convinced That Unless America Changes

Oh, I've Got Glitter In My Hair. That's Not All That's In My Hair, I'll Tell You That. I Glue It On Every Morning, Whether I Need To Or Not.

It's Time For The Party Of Big Ideas, Not The Party Of Big Brother!

You Know, Out-of-touch Liberals Like Barack Obama Say They Want A Strong Economy, But In Everything They Do, They Show They Don't Like Business Very Much. But The Economy, Of Course, Is Simply The Product Of All The Businesses Of The Nation Added Together. So It's A Bit Like Saying You Like An Omelet, But You Don't Like Eggs.

It's False Advertising To Call Mrs. Obama The First Lady. First Woman, Maybe, But Certainly Not A Lady. Ann Romney Is An Actual Lady.

Look, I Was An Independent During The Time Of Reagan-bush. I'm Not Trying To Return To Reagan-bush.