I Am Certainly Not An Authority On

The First Time I Came Across The Birds And The Bees In Actual Flight, I Couldn't Identify The Formation.

Every Father Says The Same Thing: “where's Your Mother?”

In My Old Neighborhood, A Boy Stopped Playing When He Began To Lose His Pulse. And Then He Became The Referee.

My Father Would Pass Gas And Then Blame It On Imaginary Animals.

I'm Not The Boss Of My House. I Don't Know How I Lost It, I Don't Know When I Lost It, I Don't Really Think I Ever Had It. But I've Seen The Boss's Job...and I Don't Want It!