I Am Bored. The Great Things Are

Beware Of Sentimental Alliances Where The Consciousness Of Good Deeds Is The Only Compensation For Noble Sacrifices.

The Secret Of Politics? Make A Good Treaty With Russia.

The Less People Know About How Sausages And Laws Are Made, The Better They'll Sleep At Night

God Has A Special Providence For Fools, Drunks, And The United States Of America.

Physicians Still Retain Something Of Their Priestly Origin; They Would Gladly Do What They Forbid.